To love someone is a miracle, invisable to others

Of course life is hard because death is easy

To Die Would Be An Awfully Big Adventure

Bad cop, no donut

Seen it all, done it all, cant remember half of it

I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy ever minute of it

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shot them

Be nice to your kids they pick your nursing home

Lifes a b*t*h then you die so f**k the system lets get h*gh

Keep honking i'm reloading