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I know i let you go, |
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I don't care what people do, |
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* In this world theres real and make believe, I think this is real...* |
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(8) your my princess and i'm your prince, |
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Mental anxiety, mental breakdowns, menstrual cramps, menopause... did you ever notice ALL womens' problems begin with men? |
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Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard!!!! |
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(D)Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.(D) |
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Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat. |
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Please don't tell my Mama that I work on an oil rig... She thinks I'm a piano player in a wh*r*house. |
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I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much did you drink? |