"Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink"

not mine...

"Food tastes better stolen...try it if you don't believe me"

"Im sorry, ... am I giving you mixed signals??

It means that I don't want you, I am just too hesitant to tell you"

"When life gets too hard to
handle, treat it
like a di(k...

fu(k it"

"I can't love you...you too ugly"

If we Americans use the English system and not the metric system..

Why isn't there a gallon of pepsi?

"Don't worry about being fat. You're skinny on the inside"

"I love you more than I love myself"

"You don't know what you have until you lose it. And you know what you don't have until you find it".

"If you really want to do something you'll find a way, if you don't, you'll find an excuse"

Not mine but would like to share it with all of you.