Every relationship has three sides.....The Good, The Bad, and definately the UGLY!!!!!!

Never underestimate the power of a two year old with Play-Doh. And by the way, that don't work in a VCR either!!!

To be a mother you need 6 arms, eyeballs located all over your head, and a maid. And thats to get by the first two years!

If you think that your perfect, thats the punishment you get for thinking!

I have learned as a mother to have patience. I have also learned that Pringles Potato Chips do NOT work in the VCR!!!!!

They say, "The Grass is greener on the other side of the fence...". My experience was that I jumped over that fence and landed in a BIGGER pile of POOP than I was in before on my side!!!

It is truley amazing how dumb your parents were when your 17, but by the time you are 30, they turned out to be the smartest people you ever knew!!!