you know you live in washington when you have four "Miller"s on your caller ID and they're all different people

If life gives you lemons make grapejuice, and then sit bak and wonder how the hell u got grapejuice

Dont just stand there with ur teeth in ur mouth
-coach bill higgins

You said you loved me like a fat kid loves cake, well i guess that kid is on a diet

I'm a uh o oreo, white on the outside but black on the inside

my heart got lost, and doesnt wanna ask for directions

I need more than an " i love you" or appology

i need you to mean it