::i look to the clouds, and i see your face. Suddenly it starts to rain...::

·°¤:I lOvE YoU LiKe A FaT Kid LoVe CaKe, BuT tHaT KiD HaD a LiTtLe ToO MucH cAkE!:¤°·

FOR THE GUYS
(not mine but i think its funny)

"Lifes a b*tch, then you marry one."