Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
--Steven Wright

You can't lose what you never had.

Sorry I'm not ur perfect little barbie doll.
-Don't remember who it's from

I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my final. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
-Don't remember from who

You make friends with us, you make enemies with others.
-Johnny Depp in Chocolat

Believing a lie is so much easier than facing the truth.
-Me

They left me behind, like a broken toy expected to mend with time.
-Me

*From one of my poems that i've not published yet.

Happy on the outside, dying on the inside.

There’s nothing to lose,
My notebook will explain,
There’s nothing to gain,
And I can’t fight the pain

-Billy Talent