Sorry I'm not ur perfect little barbie doll.
-Don't remember who it's from

I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my final. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
-Don't remember from who

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there.

-Will Smith

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.

-Will Smith

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

-Tim Allen

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

-Steven Wright

From the first time the doctor placed you in my arms
I knew I'd meet death before I'd let you meet harm
Although questions arose in my mind, would I be man enough?

-Will Smith

In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet.

-Will Smith

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

-Woody Allen

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get.

-Michael Phelps