"The only absolutes in life are your friends and vodka...and a good time usually involves both."

"No guy is ever worth your tears."

"Never apologize for saying what you feel, cause thats like saying sorry for being real."

"Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children."

"Down the hill I went, and then I forgot the ways of men for night- scents, headily and damp and cool weakened ecstasy in me."

"A word is dead when it is said, or so they say. I say it just begins to live that day."

"But lest you are my enemy, I must enquire."

"O no, my dear, let all that be, what matter so there is but fine in you, in me?"

"You whom I could not save listen to me."

"All day and all night my desire for you unwinds like a poisonous snake."