The world says they will never make it Love says they will.....

Dont ever believe him if he says i love you because guys will say anything to gat a piece of ass

If you are Pregnant by a b*stord will yu son be one to?

lol im bired in careers class and this just poped in my head

Person 1: do you want a raise?

person 2: yes

person 1: sit on my lap again and i will give you a 6 inch raise

What does CUNT mean?

Cant Understand Normal Thinking

lol my Brother-in-law told me this and i though it was funny

Have yall ever had a boyfriend and you fell in love with him but then yall broke up and he told you he was gay.........I HAVE

im serious my ex told me this

EATTIN' DODGES
SHITTIN CHEAVY

lol my sister boyfriend drives a ford truck and has this on the back of it.
I thought it was funny

Person 1: why dont you go and sit on (name's) lap and talk about the first thing that pops up??

Person 2: im sorry i dont talk about short storys!!!

Never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love

not mine its so cute though

Life is like a D%%k when it gets hard F%%k it