Don't drink and drive, Smoke weed and fly!

Staying in bed on Sunday shouting OH GOD! Doesn't clarify as being Christian like!

not mine but its true! hehe

U dnt av 2 b crazy 2 tlk 2 me, but it helps!

BARGAIN! tell all ur gurlfriends! 1000 tampons 4 £1, no strings attached, 4 a limited period only, its a bloody gd deal!

I've made so many mistakes, i no wot i av dun rong, i'll neva get a second chance, nd dats wot hurts so bad!

All my dreams came true da day i found u!

If i fell, would u catch me?

Love can make u feel like ur in heaven, but wen ur heart breaks be prepared 2 fall into hell

God must realy love me bcoz e made all my dreams come true da day he sent me u!

A heart is da symbol 4 love bcoz u cnt live wivout ur heart n u cnt live wivout love!