Take life as if it were a joke, you are always lonely, homeless, pregnant or broke.

Boys can be used as play toys
You can play with them for as long as you want, but later on you can put them back on the shelf.

There's nothing to fear but fear itself.

Men are like parking spots
The good ones are always taken
and the ones that are left are either too far away, married, or handicapped.

Sex is like math, divide the legs, subtract the clothes and pray they don't multiply.

Everything that glitters, isn't gold.

Stand for something, or you'll fall for anything.

You have to love yourself,
before you can go out and love another being.

Never let a man get too attached too close, that can't even afford too buy you two diet cokes!