Party hardy , rock and roll
drink a fifth, smoke a bowl.
for all you prep who think your cool
Shut the f*c* up cause stoners rule!!!!

Cry a river
Build a bridge
and jump the fu** off.

I'm drinking to make you pretty.

Santa only comes once a year.
Poor santa :)

You drink, you die.
you smoke, you die.

you eat healthy and you
die anywayz.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS.