.::Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be....THE MAN!::.

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my
arse!!

.::lmao::.

.::Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end::.



.::ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u::.

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT
WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! lol

.::MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy ...EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??::. lmao

.::Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get::.
(not mine waz a m8z...lmao)

.::You’re Attractive, Gorgeous, Sexy, Intelligent, Smart, Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind & Generous. In fact you’’re becoming more like me everyday!::. (lmao)

*NEWFLASH* tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for $1.No strings attached but 4 limited period. Its a bloody good deal !

(funny aii... lmao)