Q-Wat's da corniest thing in da world?

A-corn

ha ha ha ha ha ha

If Super Glue is so ''Super'' Why don't it stick to the inside of the bottle?

:-D

Friends are there to help you through the rough times... not put you through them...

It's always that person you want but are better off without

If it really didn't matter you wouldn't spend so much time thinking about it

Behind every T e A r
is a s.t.o.r.y
unable to be told
And behind every s M i L e
are l.i.e.s
unable to be seen

It may seem like the wrong thing to do but you hafta forget about the boy that forgot about you

U WaTcH HeR WaLk DoWn ThE HaLl, BiG SmIlE, LaUgHiNg, ShE SeEmS So HaPpY. BeT YoU'd NeVeR gUeSs ShE GoEs HoMe AnD CrIeS HeRsElF To SlEeP EvErY NiGhT...

Dear Diary,                                     
   Remind me to never judge how  
   well I kno a person, cuz the 1    
    person i thought i knew best,    
   -I dont even know anymore- 

Not everything is as it appears-