If ur name was Mr. Crunch and u joned the navy, would u eventually be called Captain Crunch?!?!

I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES

I fought the lawn, and the lawn won!

When an Officer says \"Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?\" You probably shouldn\'t respond with,\"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?\"