There are only two things which completely span countries, continents and cultures: music and laughter.
-me

How am I? Why, bluer than Stilton's finest!
(Stilton is a blue cheese)
-me

People's hope may be misplaced, it may be entirely false, but let us not forget it is the mirage [false hope] of water which keeps a dying man moving in the desert.
-me

Friendship valued, Is friendship indeed.
-me