The Best Thing About Gummy Bears Is That You Can Bite Their Heads Off And They Cant Fight Back!!!

*~i wish my lawn was emo cuz then it would cut itself~*

(c)Mazi inc

I saw this on a shirt-

roses are red,
boys r nasty,
i dont like u,
so walk right on past me!

One time.... well yesterday...

my friend said this when telling a story

I have to pee like a pregnant woman on a trampoline!

my friend said this one day when she really had to go to the bathroom

If your guys a cheat, dont get mad, get even!

Why call a guy a player when polygamist sounds so much better!

Teacher-can u see anything?
student-my eyes r closed and im blind folded im pretty sure i cant see.

hey add me! dirtydog_007@hotmail.com or chocolatecandylips@hotmail.com

I found a cookie! there's another one! and another! cookie cookie cookie!

~my sis said this when eating cookies in cream icecream~

Dont confuse a blond...especially if they dont know they're confused!