If life is a stage... I want to opperate the trap door.

I'm the most responsible person at work!

because

When shit goes wrong i'm nomally the one responsible!

Bart Matson
(close friend)

If I say I love you, you know its true even if you hate me, I'll be there for you!

The wind blows
Your heart Goes
Only God knows the wind
and only YOU know your heart
Follow it!

If a yawn is due to lack of Oxygen to the brain then why are they so contagious?

I didn't say it was your fault!
I said i was going to blame you!

I see said the blind man to his deaf dog pissing into the wind.

Life is short and hard... Kinda like a body building ELF!!

I use to live to be with you,
Now I live to see you one last time.