God im good

Im dying inside and nobody can help me.

Those who are touched by madness sit down next to me

I used to be a schizophrenic but were alright now

Andy warhol said that everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. believe me, i will be famous for more than 15 minutes any day now. just watch me go.

I can resist everything except temptation

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

"cock fighting"
are there any more people out there who find this expression highly amusing?

As flat as a fart

(am i the only person who finds this expression hilarious)?