I need you like a fat kid needs cake

Pay Backs a B****... So Deal With It

Shut up voices, or I'm gonna poke you with a Q-Tip again!

When Life gives you apples, make apple juice.
When Life gives you oranges, make orange juice.
When life gives you lemons, give them to someone else and say: I'm sick of fruit!

You're not fat. You're hot. I only said you were fat so you would give me your pizza

Therapy is expensive... but popping bubble wrap is cheap.

Kiss me once,
Kiss me twice,
I know it's silly,
But it's nice!

Far in distance, but near at heart, you'll always be the angel of my heart

Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players

Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you only have one life to live and one chance to do all the things you want to do