I will not put the school's mascot in the deep fryer.

Dude. How's the chicken?

Love was much more simple when clothes didn't match and boys had cooties.

Welcome to dump city. Population: You

You took my heart, a hammer, aimed-BULLSEYE

If a skater boy breaks your heart, then break his board!

I needed someone, no one was there. I asked for help, no one answered. I begged for forgivness, no one cared. I screamed for attenion, no one noticed. I cried for you, no one dried my tears.

Friends: When they cry, I cry. They laugh, I laugh. They hurt, I hurt. They jump off a bridge I'm gonna miss 'em!

A friend will bail you outta jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Wasn't that awsome?!"

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily on my bedroom window, so innocent. But I secretly know, that they're watching my every move. Plotting to hit me over the head with a large steel pipe and steal my shoe.