Chuck norris facts again

More chuck norris facts

any one yoou can think of

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There is no such thing as the evolutionary theory, just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live

^ THAT 1S FUNNY! HAHA

Chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird

Lol

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck norris can believe its not butter

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

He is an actor here in the states, his acting isnt that great he just happens to be an amazing fighter, with black belts in multiple martial arts and at over 60 years old is still able to kick ass lol

...Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

Lol^^^ thats impossible... RIGHT????

Actually it is possible lol, you just have to use a revolver that happens to be loaded with 6 duds lol

its like a 1 in a billion chance though

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

There is no such thing as a lesb!an, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Lol i am too... not much you? how was v-day?

Hi... idk n e chuck norris jokes... i feel dumb *TEAR*

They arn't jokes... they are facts

go to www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Lol i know, i have no life... all of last year in my computer class we just made a HUGE list of norris facts, we made over a million lol

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Jesus may have been able to walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Chuck norris has a kitten..... Every morning for breakfast.

Chuck norris only considers it sex if the woman survives.

When chuck norris does push ups, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer, too bad he's too macho to cry.

God is Chuck Norris's gift to women.

There is no such thing as an orgasm. There is only a pat on the back from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's body is so efficient that he has no excretory system, and his anus has evolved into a second mouth, which he uses for slam poetry readings.

Chuck Norris spanked your mom while she was pregnant, and you popped out prematurely.

Chuck Norris's favorite pastimes include painting, watching TV and movies, hanging out with friends, and spearing great white sharks while wearing nothing but a codpiece made of raw meat.

Chuck Norris is so metal that he can outshred Steve Vai by playing only with his eyelashes.

Chuck Norris was almost cast for the part of Chewbacca in the original Star Wars series, but they wouldn't accept him because he was too hairy for the part and refused to shave.

Chuck Norris is a form of capital punishment.

Chuck Norris once fractured both of his ankles because they couldn't support the weight of his massive biceps.

Chuck Norris's semen has been appraised by top drug lords at a value of up to $5000 per gram.

Chuck Norris is so sophisticated, that the entire score of the Lord of the Rings trilogy is based upon one of his bowel movements.

Chuck norris went to brokeback mountain but was not upset by the brokebackness but by the fact that the concession stand was not selling babies that day.