Limericks

Figured I'd go for a giggle
Although it makes my butt jiggle
I just love to laugh
It makes me feel daft
And gives me one hell of a wiggle.

(No sweat, yah!)

I think Kate Hicks is very cool
She doesn't mind acting a fool
Her poetry's naff
But does make me laugh
And always she'll stick to a rule

On one dark and cold cloudy day
I found I had nothing to say
I danced and I sang
But still no bells rang
I guess it just happens that way

On one dark and cold cloudy day
I found I had gone the wrong way
The weather was cold
But nothing, I'm told
Like the rain that's comming my way

"I'm going away for a week tomorrow, but keep the ideas comming and I'll do some major catch up Monday week. I don't know about you but I'm really having fun with this. See you soon."

I wonder where my shadow went
The glue I ordered wasn't sent
So I could not adhere
My shadow to here
I guess I shall get one to rent

See you all in a week.

I miss reading limericks from Kate

I wish i could fly

His favorite colr was orange

this is a title i think youll have problems with hehe

His favorite colour was orange
He went to the woods and did forage
For food of this hue
Not green, red or blue
And not simply home dyed porridge

"You're right, that one was a bitch! I know it doesn't rhyme properly but, to the best of my knowledge, there is only one word in the english language that does rhyme with orange and I can't remember what it is let alone what it means."

I wish i could fly to the sky
I wish I could fly oh so high
I'd soar to the blue
So peaceful and new
And watch other birds pass me by

Limericks are so hard for me
The rhythms I just cannot see
They don't come out right
The rhymes just aren't tight
Perhaps I should just let it be

I wish I'd stop speaking in rhyme

Technically there is no word to rhyme with it
there is two words together that rhyme with it door hinge thats the closest you can get lol i just wanted to see your reaction

I wish I'd stop speaking in rhyme
It's just such a waste of my time
I tell you it's sad
It just makes me mad
As it don't make me even a dime!

If i could turn back time

If only i could turn back time
I'd make sure the good stuff was mine
I'd lable the best
And then for a jest
I'd nick Shakespeare's very best rhyme

Hey Kate u r really good at it.. :)

if moon comes down to earth

Today I missed my mom's wedding
I'd bought her a present of bedding
Now what shall I do?
It's so pretty and blue
And the sheets need urgently spreading

I just met someone retarted
His feelings were all so guarded
It makes me feel sad
And really quite mad
These peolpe are always discarded

If 'er the moon comes down to earth
That would be a day of some worth
At such a rare time
God might make him mine
And give me my dream Colin Firth!

I could hear the joy in her voice

i'm waiting to answer the phone

my toe says the water is cold

i'm happy to hear the good news

vacation was over to quick

we painted a room in all black

will mice ever rule the whole world

Love Me Forever

P.D.

Will mice ever rule the whole world?
Our hope for some peace would be hurled
A long way away
And on the next day
Their plans for chaos be unfurled

We painted a room in all black
Seemed like a pretty good crack
It looked fun at first
But turned out the worst
And now I want my colours back

I could hear the joy in her voice
She'd finaly got her best choice
Now won't this be great
A little play mate
For now it is time to rejoyce

My toe says the water is cold
I wish for a blanket to hold
But that would be lame
Not playing the game
That's how it is, so I've been told

I'm happy to hear the good news
I think maybe I'll pay my dues
I'll send a message
Maybe an adage
Sharing happy thoughts and views

I don't think I type correctly
Maybe it just isn't me
I really do try
But I think that I
Had better try writing and see

My name is Marilyn Manson
You couldn't say that I'm hansom
I just look so weird
I'm even quite feared
But that's just the act I put on

I want to go Home

I so really want to go home
I don't want to wander or roam
I just want to stop
Be able to flop
In a steaming hot bath full of foam

I really hate drinking soy milk
Or anything of the same ilk
I feel so icky
Not young and sexy
I'd rather drape myself in silk.

We're nearing to post one hundred
And this is the part that I dread
My rhymes will sti flow
But where will they go
They'll just have to sit here un-read

I'll really miss you while i'm gone

So then I guess it's farwell
Let us not sulk, mope or dwell
We'll start a new link
Tell me what you think
Would you like to join me aswell?

I'll really miss you while i'm gone
A conclusion already foregone
But when I get back
There'll be messages stacked
And keep me reading night 'till dawn

Well, I guess we'll be locked any time now. Would anyone like to carry on? I've had great fun and would like to do some more. Let me know if you'd like that or just start another link. In the mean time, thanks for all your ideas.