Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sorry, i only like talking to intelligent people, not baboons.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Omg there dying.... its coz ur in the room... now get out...

love is like chocolate, its sweet and hard. want to make sweet sweet chocolate togehter?

No thanks, I already have some :]

like bacon? wanna strip?

And you must be a hurricane because I'm evacuating the area.

You'd look great at my place.

Sorry, i clash with leopard print wallpper

I asked santa for you this christmas.

I asked Santa for a rat is this the best he had

Where have you been all my life

Hiding from you...

isnt it illegal to look that good?