Pickup Line Comebacks part 2

Sure I live at cell block nine in the state penn, I'm on leave at the moment

Have I seen you before?

I think your emergency pickup line service.. failed.. yet again..

Wanna pull an all nighter at my place?

Of course, we can study the top ten worst pickup lines, and thatll be number one!

You're like oxygen, i just cant live without you.

Your like ammonia.. i'd die if i had you..

Can i be on your to-do list?

Nope... but your number 1 on my hit list

if beauty could fly, you'de be the only one in the sky

Good.. i'd be away from you! *tehehehehe!*

Love is like peeing your pants, everyone else is discusted, but we're the only ones that can feel the warmth, and baby, i think i just peed myself.

How bout we explore uranus....(put gloves on) bend over

i think i got a lil bit of cream in my mouth and i think that you should get it out??

How about you have some other girl thats willing to do that for you

Have you been in jail today? Cuz it must be illegal to be that hot!

Yeah 1-800-438-5678 (1-800-GET-LOST)

nice lips, think they can break my fall

I think they will let you fall.....face first

Nice jacket, wanna show me wats underneath?

Two shotguns and some mace. Any more questions?

So good looking, why are you still clothed?

xx

Cuz your a freak.. lol idk what to say

Have you seen my beach ball? it looks something like this.... (Flexis arm muscles in a circular way)

Oh.. i'm sorry.. i can't see it..

If i were a fly, i'd be all over you cuz you da $h!t

Well you're certainly small enough to be one..

Hey, if you were a pirate would you want your parrot[ goes with hand] on this shoulder or this one?[ around back to shoulder]