How to be Annoying

* Change channels five minutes before the end of every show

* ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE

* Staple papers in the middle of the page.

* Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

* Drum on every available surface.

* Sing the Batman theme constantly

* Pay for your dinner with pennies.

* Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

* Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

* Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

* At the laundry mat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

* As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

* Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

* Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

* Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

* Name your dog "Dog."

* Ask people what gender they are.

When you're last out of the office at night, go around and turn the volume up to the maximum on everyone's speakers. We all love that Windows logon music, right? :-)

In an elevator scream everytime the doors open

Push all the buttons in a full elevator

Once in ask someone to leave as your worried about maximum load.

HAHAHAHAHHA! Thats funny!