Rhymes and chants from childhood

Post your favourite or funny childhood rhymes and chants, ones you used to say in games and stuff... just to relive memories.

Mine is:
My boyfriend gave me an apple
My boyfriend gave me a pear
My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips
And threw me down the stairs

I gave him back his apple
I gave him back his pear
I gave him back his kiss on the lips
And threw him down the stairs

We are the gibson girls
we wear our hair in curls
we wear short dungerees
to show our sexy knees

ya see this boy next door,
he got me on the floor
he give me 50 p
to get it on with me

my mummy jumped for surprise
when my belly started to rise
my daddy jumped fopr joy
it was a baby bo

..yes i am aware that this is a weird song to sing, i just remember the older kids singing it at primary school. lol

Im bringing home a baby bumble bee,
wont my mommy be so proud of me,
I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee,
OUCH... It stung me.

I'm smooshing up my baby bumble bee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me,
I'm smooshing up my baby bumble bee,
Ewww, thats icky.

I'm wiping off my baby bumble bee,
Won't my mommy be so prud of me,
I'm wiping off my baby bumble bee,
Look mommy, all clean.

Hehe... I already know the fishy thing, and jack and jill ofcoarse
omg Gizmo, that's.... ummm, dunno... primary...gosh

This one i learnt from my mum

My mamma Sed,
I never shood
Play with the gypsys in the wood
if i do my mamma would say
your a naughty gurl to disobey
disobey 1
disobey 2
disobey over water loo
i like apples
i like pears
i like jumping down the stairs
no more apples
no more pears
no more jumping down the stairs

and thats it

baby XD

^Ya I have one of those, it goes like this:
My mother your mother
Live down the street
18 19 Marble street
And everytime they had a fight
This is what they told me
Boy's go to jupiter to get more stupider
Girls go to collage to get more knowledge
Itchy Witchy lollypop
Itchy Witchy boo
Itchy Witchy lollypop the boys love you!

Miss Mary Mac Mac Mac
all dressed in black black black
with silver buttons buttons buttons
all down her back back back

She asked her mother mother mother
for 50 cents cents cents
to see the elephant elephant elephant
jump over the fence fence fence

It jumped so high high high
it touched the sky sky sky
and it didnt come back back back
till the fourth of july ly ly

I no 1 that goes like that but it goes like this

candy apple on a stick
makes me sick
makes my heart beat 246
not because ur dirty
not because ur clean
no because u kissed a boy behind a magazine
boys, boys
they are dumb
no here cums a lady
with a sauseage up her bum
she can wibble
she can wobble
she can do the twist
but i betcha
i betcha
u cant do this
close your eyes
and count to 10
if you cant do then your a big fat hen
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

and thats it lolz

Fishy fishy in a brook
papa catch him with a hook
mama fry him in a pan
donnie it him like a man

(u insert any name u want)