need help for engish

i need help finding a poem that is a limerick. it would really help me if i could get it by tonight for tomorrow. thanks.

go to google and write limericks

a tutor who tuted the flute
tried to tutor two tutors to toot
said the two to the tutor:
is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tutors to toot?

(from bridget jones)

There was a young women from ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling