~~Light v Dark number 34~~

I got most of them, but not the OMBH one....

It's oh my bloody hell, not that that makes sense.

Okay, thats REALLY not what i thought it was.... *bows head shamefully* lol

What DID you think it was?

Oh my bum hole!!! Im so sorry for anyone reading this, it isn't meanth to be offensive or anything.... i just didn't know what it meant...........lol

LOL
That's a first.

Belated reaction... but let's NOT play annoy Ariel. Ariel gets enough annoying moments at school when she has classes with little kids who don't stop singing or dancing or quoting f**king RENT or WICKED all day long. So lets play, keep Ariel sane and happy. I like that game much better.

Or chess. Chess is always fun. :)
I'm also up for another vs game. that would be fun to play during class.

What's rent or wicked?...No, don't tell me. I don't want to know.

OK, let's play chess. Since I already suck, and Ariel says she sucks, and Iris doesn't know how to play so at the moment she does suck too, then the game should be wonderful.

Who wants to be white or black?

I wanna be white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I guess I shall be black then.

Right, now we need a virtual chess set:

8 C* Kn* B* Q* K* B* Kn* C*
7 P* P*-- P*- P* P* P*- P*-- P*
6 x-- x---- x--- x- x-- x--- x--- x
5 x-- x---- x--- x- x-- x--- x--- x
4 x-- x---- x--- x- x-- x--- x--- x
3 x-- x---- x--- x- x-- x--- x--- x
2 P-- P---- P-- P-- P-- P-- P---- P
1 C- Kn----- B---- Q- K-- B-- Kn--- C

A B C D E F G H

Ok, those letters represent the pieces.

C = Castle/Rook
Kn = Knight
B = Bishop
Q = Queen
K = King
P = Pawn

Those with asterisks are on Black, those without are White.

White starts first.

I don't know how to play...... it looks soooo complicated....

It isn't actually. It's just that this stupid forum format has mucked up how I typed it in.

Let's play something else. How about...Chinese Checkers?

That sounds good.

How do you play that then? hehe

Hmm...you need a lot of players.
What games can you play?

I can play, snap, and cludo, and monopoly, and uno, and 4 of one, 3 of another.....

I think monopoly might be a little hard to play on here.

All right, let's play Twiddly Winks.

I can play that!!! yeah, lets!!!!

Hang on.... got any ideas how???

Oh, that's easy. I flip my tiddly-wink, and I see where it lands. Then you do the same.

But how can you see where mine lands, and how can i see where yours lands??? we need something t do here really...... Right *thinks hard*

Oh, that's easy. Mine will always land on the bits which will get the highest score, and yours will probably miss. Thus I always win. :p

Good point. Hmmm. Well, if you've already won all the games of tiddly winks we were gonna have, what other games are there?

I was joking. Lol. :)

Hmm....how about Draughts?

Would it surprise you if i said i don't know how to play that either?? lol

No. :)

Hmm.Let's just play Snap.

Yay!! I can do that....

Right, well, 9 of hearts *puts card down*

5 of Diamonds.

2 of spades

3 of hearts

3 of hearts- SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SNAPP - aaaagh! You cheated!

That's just not fair...

Wait a sec. There can't be two 3 of hearts in the same pack. You cheated. Admit it.

No!!! nononononononoooooo, because we have a pack EACH, because, otherwise, how can we play snap? There will be no card the same?

Oh yeah.

.....

THAT'S how you play Snap?? I think I must be thinking of the Disney version...oops. Lol.

Wait, what if one of us has jinxed the pack so that we keep winning?

Well, i trust that you havn't, and i guess you're gonna have to take my word that i havn't jinxed mine either.....hmmm.

carry on?

Oh right. Where were we?
Ok, so you now have a point.

6 of Spades.

7 diamonds

:-)

Joker. :)

Queen of hearts

King of Diamonds

4 of clubs

5 of clubs.
Ooh.