More about those squirrels.....

Yea, so. They are evil. They work for the government and sneak around for the Usless Information Society.

Oh and the badgers and vampire rabbits and chipmunks and those other little fuzzy creatures are going to kill you in your sleep if you don't take precautions.

[last post on the other thread was by AnCi and she said: "Really cute to watch" O_o]

^^^ SHE WORKS FOR THEM!

Well, she knows more about them than we do.

I need to write a book about this....

If you wrote a book i would read it.

Well that makes one person.

I would!

:D

I once told a cab driver (when I was drunk..) that they get all the interesting people... Drunks and such... I told him he should write a book...

I'm actually too dense to read, but you should make a movie for special people such as myself.

Lol

I shall write a book and then sell it to the movies and they can make a movie out of it!

how's that sound?

PERFECT lol i'll so help ya wid that lol i know people who can make a-some movies!!!!! lol

anywho bout killin em' how is that workin out for us?

Sweets!! but we have to write the book first. I can see it now... "The Secret Life of Squirrels"

killing them is going good. I've hit 2 already in the past month. lol. Hit them with a car.... and my BF shoots them with his bb gun when they go through his back yard. lol

Sweetness GOOD WORK soilders!

XD lol rodney ((bro in law workin for them))) shot me in the head with a toy gun that shoots theese stick dart things like omg evil!

Yea, I'm pretty proud of it. And it's winter time... wait till summer gets here. ^_-

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's been brainwashed! You must find a way to unbrainwash him if you want your sister to be safe!!

*cries*

Squirels were behind the September 11th attack and all bad things!

ZOMG!

They don't have squirrels in the middle east!!! and anyway, why would our own government want to kill it's own people....

it doesn't make any sense!

Squirrels are cute!

THAT'S JUST A DISGUISE!!!

She works for them!!

AHHHHHHH rodney is gonna cook me dinner FOOD POISINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol we realli need to kill him

Squirrels have those eyes, that just scare you lol

I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil!

Must kill the brother in law!!!

GIVE HIM HIS OWN FOOD!! mwahahaha. Switch it with yours!!!

I can't do that i al ready ate it and now i'm DIEINGGG NOOOOO

-falls over dieing on da floor-

The squirrels did it!

*runs to help*

*does CPR on JP49*

*goes all RAMBO on the squirrels*

-struggles to breathe-

s-s-sa..ve m-me

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

No no no no you can't die!!!!

*drives you to the hospital* (telling the doctors) The squirrels recruted her brother in law! He poisoned her! He tried to kill her! She can't die!!! We need to exterminate all the squirels together!!! She's my partner! *cries*

Don't die!

*runs through hospital corridoors like they do in all the cool movie behind JP49's bed*

*knees buckle and fall to floor*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*decides that film rip-offs just aren't working*

I'll help with the killing and stuff of squirrels :)

- akwakens in the hositpal yelling AHHH THE SQUIRRELS HELLLPP -

*hears JP49's call and runs to the hospital*

Look what I have! *holds up bag of deaad squirrels* We're making squirrel soup tonight!!

NNNOOOOOO!!!!! Dont eat that

*knockes the bag of dead squirrels out of you hand*
its a trap, they are poisenous.

O_O

OMG you just saved JP49's and my lives!!! THANK YOU! I could have killed her! omg I am soooooo sorry!!!!

Yeah, that was a close one. stupid squirrels.

they are something sneaky let me tell you.

Eeekkk!!!!!

what if they have rabies! I shouldn't be touching that bag!

And it sure as hell shouldn't be in a hospital.

-sits up in my bed look at the bag of dead squirrels on the floor and tilts my head -

wtf

-trys to stand up but the IV is stopping me ahhhhh needles i HATE NEEDELS!-

No! Don't stand up! You're not all better yet! I hate needles too.... *shudders*

*gets proud* I killed all those squirrels! I was gunna have the hospital make squirrel soup but aparently squirrels are poisonous.

* bust into the hospital screaming*

The sqirrels are every where outside, i think there forming some kind of army. we have to get out of here fast.

*calls the nurse to take the IV out*

RUN!!!

-runs round in my hositpal gown trying to get out of the hospital then a squirrel jump on my bak grabs a gun thats just LIEING round in a hositpal and shoots it -

come on lets go!

Im right behind you, this squirrel is F*ing crazy

I know aye!!!

-runs round more trying to get out then i burst thre the front door on the hostitpal and sees the squirrels running round all crazy like -

OMG WTF AHHHHHHHHH

-explodes-

*bursts in from nowhere and picks you both up before you explode*

look at me! I can fly! I'm a super human!