A Problem Worth Solving

I love women. help. please.

lol.

And.....?

You're in schtuck mate.

Once you start you can't stop....

well, i'm really bad at it. i'm the walking insult to smooth dudes everywhere. they're first rules to anything, what is the first to asking a teen girl out?

Not being a dick, basically.

There's plenty to learn about them pretty, enigmatic things and all you can do is get shot down until you find a bullet proof plane.

Observe, note and learn.

figures, no magic word. oh well. hey, i'm not normally a dick, bret/bert. just towards most everyone on this site.

*laughs* wasn't calling you a dick, mate, just saying that girls don't like brash boys.

The only piece of advice I give freely is this:

Girls like men, not boys.

Manners maketh man.

Bert

you know, i still think you're insulting me. i have the attension span of a squid, so i'm going to go work on a few songs. i'm not brash.

*cracks up*

I didn't say you were brash, I said DON'T be brash.

Kids... *grins*

Bert