Rap battle anyone?

Im bored a feeling wicked,
So anyone wanna step up?

For all those killed,
throat-slit,
shot, murdered,

for all those dead,
for all those orphaned...

pray the sun might cave in shining,
pray it might illuminate
our dark hearts and minds and...

dance on our scratched skin like lightning..

pray till it stops raining.

You steped to the wrong man Abed,
The last guy ended up dead,
Took himself out ya know,

Ok, I graduated from Wicked Shit Academy,
You are not John Senia
I can see you perfectly,
Get droped on
like the A-Bomb,
AT-4 and I got this game on lock,
Spray some brass and watch em flock,
Step down little man, like a fag,
may find yourself in a body bag,
I am the thing that creeps in your nightmares,
Im like Freddy and Ill exploit all your fears.

Dont take it personaly man, its all in fun and games

Haha yeah, of course :)

-- I will come back later.. gonna sleep now !

All fun and games 'til someone loses an eye
until you and I like the world are blind,
and the fighting continues over stupid rhymes
until its like 'f*** you' all the of the f***ing time,
with all the keyboard warriors with their phoney lines
To'in and fro'in in shitty-rap crime,
I'm a keyboard pacifist! My thoughts are mine
from the childhood in the centre I spent most of my time
sneaking into to the pictures to see Saving Private Ryan
but it wasn't for me man, why hurt other guys?
or say you're hard like a Hollywood movie-star
no need to back it up from the internet afar,
my message is simple people, make peace not war
and I know I'll be shot at again but really, what for?
I'll turn the other cheek and still sleep sound at night
cos I'm a keyboard pacifist and that's how we 'fight'

*Yipee my first ever rap battle :)

Ok.......colms biggest fan here hahaahaha freaking loved it

I have 2 sons who would absolutely LOVE this. They write songs & record them all the time. I love reading their rap battles online. However, I am really bad at them so I just enjoy the battles of my boys :)

Btw...love the message in yours Colm

Make love not war?
your message is so old
ain't no one listenin'
for it's drippin'in mould!

With your Beatles records
and the Rollin'Stones
you still live in a world
without mobile phones.

Don't you know....

Remote control is no longer just a car
it's a BOMB
you can activate without even being there...yo! you know!!

Don't you watch the news man
about Rover being on Mars?
no one was in the cockpit
they were sat on their ar**

So listen to your Beatles
bury your head in the sand
Sing Golden Slumbers
keep thinking life is grand!!!!

So my message is old, and you think you're bolder
brush up on your history see which philosphy is older,
the Spartans and Greeks made war, where was the talking
and Hitler and Co. sent the innocents walking
to their graves in concentration camps,
if you could hear the screaming
would you be criticising my message still
trying to 1-up me? You're dreaming

And what's records man? I know Beatles are a band
and I've a thousand songs in the palm of my hand
on my ipod, I downloaded them from my ipad
but ya'know I know that life ain't always grand,
the earphones are to loud sometimes, f*** my life
and my 8 gigg's at capacity so I know about strife
but it ain't what you're thinking, you see I've all this time
to download these songs in the unemployment line,
illegally, through dodgy websites online
and man you know I hate doing any sort of crime
but I'm waiting cos I've been told the sun is coming
but even mobile phone bills now send me fumbling,
I had this fantasy where I lived in a yellow submarine
its like under the sand with my troubles wiped clean
but its a struggle to get by sometimes,
I could do with more help, but at least I don't criticise
everybody else, I'm listening to songs tryin' to realise
where is the love man, is everything a disguise
you know if Rover finds life on Mars it'd be a nice surprise
maybe I could live there away from scrutinies eye's
and people wouldn't shoot each-other, call each-other names
and we'd move on from all these childish games,

I know you have you're problems too, I wish you the best
but how I wish you could imagine a world at rest

It took you two hours
to come up with this shit?
it's not close to funny
where exactly is your wit?

Hanging down low
like the seat of your pants
while I'm in your face babe
with some realistic rants! Yo!

Did you move country
just to get away?
didn't do you no good
Am still in your way!

Yeah..go the hell to mars
an take your records too
Bowie and Elton could be rollin'
out the red carpet just for you...yo!

Generic response, you could be saying that to anyone
but well done on the last bit it was actually quite fun
and maybe that's what I'm lacking, along with time
because I can't hang around all day just to rhyme,
thanks for the compliment emmy winners rolling carpets
not for my wit of course, maybe I'm an artist?
Maybe I should say yo more and be inventive
but then you'll cry copyright and I'll be repentive,
So I'll stick to my own way, I think I'll be fine
dreaming of a different world time after time

Yo! Yo! Y0!
yeah...I can say this
if it was ho ho
guess I'd be in the shit....(from Santa!)

I'm now going to watch
the test screen on TV
I'm telling you it's funnier
than you will ever be!

Colm....you are very funny...really enjoyed our little head to head...I declare you the winner over me (for now anyway) and...hope none of this was taken seriously?

Lol thanks Hellon, I enjoyed it too. I actually took grave offence with you telling me to go to Mars... haha just kidding! I think the whole point of such a thread is not to take offence/take it seriously. Seems like our powers of rap have scared off others lol

Didn't scare me off, I've been reading and cracking up all morning :) you guys are so awesome..pure entertainment!

I love it :)

So..Colm why did you abscond to
American Samoa..
Was it so you could stride free
with your red feather boa?

I heard trannies don't go to well
in your native turf
big farmers an'he men
with voices so gruff?

All them ipods an'earplugs
blastin'out T-rex
dressing in skirts
from the other sex..

So...Colm, again I will ask you
why did you relocate
was it for job reasons
or just to find a new mate?

Yo! Yo! Yo!

If you want to find me there you'll be a while lookin'
I'm only there in spirit, I'd miss the Irish cookin'
even spuds from the turf, dug by trannie men?
Seamus Heaney was a farmer he dug with his pen
to Nobel acclaim, widely-respected fame
and all without a skirt, who are these 'he-men?'

Or maybe you're confused, thinking of Katie Taylor
on her way to Gold her opponents gettin' paler
having to face her in the ring, a man's game I was told
but the decibel levels in ExCel were untold
when she beat all the rest, the worlds best
and only a girl (she'll take the test)

American Samoa I may pay you a visit
in the future, but for now I needn't wonder what is it
keeping me here in Eire it ain't skirt-wearing men
truth is if you look here you won't find many of them,
it's something undeniable, something in the blood
that allows us not to mind all this rain and mud
we're a small little country but we punch above our weight
metaphorically and physically, its a nice wee state

Colm, you sound far too intelligent and proper to be a rap star, bahahaha.

Not the way I'm saying it in my head, I'll make it as a rap star yet, watch this space!

^^^^

Hats off Colm....that is 5 Star rap.....I'm way out of my league here LOL!!!!

These verses I've been reading are sicker than leukemia
My judgment is about to drop so look out for all the media

Colm and lady hellion combined and you get an encyclopedia
And if you don't belive me look them out in wikipedia

Rapping is a form of love
A way to communicate with the god above
to vent your pain sometimes is a must
When your days are full of lust
And when you feel the need to discuss
Remember your soul is the only thing to trust

And when the situation is miserable
Have faith in the spiritual
Make your presence formidable
Till the light becomes visible

Weak for a rap battle but I'm in a peaciful state of mind :p
Someone diss my stupid rap to get me in the moood please

For F*** sake man..what do you mean
all lovey dovey, or so it would seem
your new name is poofy to say the least
looks like you've turned into a flaming priest!

What happened to your fight..lost in flight?
where the f*** have you left your get up and go?
you some sort of angel
with a halo and glow?

Come on now man..there has to be more
you words are like...really making me snore
so let's hear you man...wanna see you brag
stop being a wimp.. you sound like a f***in fag!!!

Hope this inspires you Rabia LMAO!!!

What's happened to you man
did I rattle your cage
you changed your wimpy name
faster than I could turn the page!

I keep clickin on this thread
hoping for some sick comeback
but...seems your out of touch
so I'll cut you some slack.

I'll check back here later
see if you've remembered how to blow
for now...I'm the man so...
Yo! Yo! Yo!

Ohhhh girl you be progressin
it's like i'm cruising through this life stage
doin' it consistently and always keep the bar raised
Unless I'm blazed,ha! Then the bar drops a lil' lower
my words keep the flow but yet they get a lil' slower
Don't you know hun?? That green be pretty detrimental
once upon a time was on the verge of going mental
Life was on rental, til' I took a bit of ownership
had to grip my life tight as it was about to slip
So I took a grip, at first it wasn't even firm or steady
now the grips so tight my arm feels kinda heavy
At least now I'm ready, for any type of situation
whatever comes my way, I'll be patiently waiting
Exclamation! Already know most tricks of this game
mental state, pure harmony! So what did I change?
Or rearrange? I took my eyes off the material prize
opened up my eyes and now I continue to rise,Ha!
I admit there is still some lessons for me to learn
If that wasn't the case, I'd be a state of energy friend!

Yeah..life's a bitch
an'then you f****** die
some suck it up
while others whine an'cry

You in control man
it's always been that way
question is, do you face it
or do you run away

The doc will prescribe
them f****** happy pills
those uppers an'downers
that make you frigging ill

Yo..keep them chill pills
they f*** with your personality
I'd rather stay lucid
an'face reality

Glad to know you're back
yeah..back on life's track
but now that you are
I'll be cuttin'no more slack...Yo!!