Goodbye Poems and Quotes!

Well, Poems and Quotes, it's been an exhausting ride. And let me say, this site sucks the biggest balls I've ever seen. This site sucks the balls no one else could dare suck. This sucks the ball of our decreasing profiency with the English fuckin' language. And I hate it so.

Thank you, and goodbye.

We will not miss you. Even if we wanted to, we wouldn't. Goodbye.

Sucks normal balls?

Or JPMS balls?

Therein lies the difference, people, a very large difference.

Anyway, I dont remember many of your posts or if you got on my nerves or not, so I bid you farewell without negativity or remorse, but with hopes that you find a happy home :)

this site is not the one the sucks its the people in it

Eh, I somewhat agree with Broken. The site never sucked, it's just the people in it.

Farewell August. Luck with all. xxx

-Mort

Well, I just finished saving all of my poems from this website, so now it's time to get banned.

Here's a list of people I have to thank:

Kevin Murray, thanks for dreaming about a better poetry website with me. Keep on truckin', you're the best poet I've seen on here.

Bret/Bert, the love machine. If it's chicks, he knows it.

Liam, you jerk. I hate you because you're better than me.

JustPlainMe, you were the last nail in a coffin. A big, dumb, and philosophicaly incapible nail. Fuck you, fuck you very much.

And to all you cutters out there, keep on slicing because I bloddy well know now you want to. Reasonless teenagers, down to the very last one of you.

Perhaps we should finnish this off with a quote from Hunter S. Thompson. He described the "New Journalism", who says it doesn't apply to "New Poetry"?

"It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits- a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enoughfor a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage."

Fuck the vast majority of you,
August

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Interesting.

Catch you on the e-mail, fella.

Bret/Bert, the love machine. If it's chicks, he knows it.

Just wanted to see that in writing again.

ok it's by a guy, but I know what he's referring to even if everyone else doesn't.