BEST WAYS TO DIE

i find taking alot of toile paper or paper towels ans soaking them in toothe paste then wrapping it around your whole body til you look like a mummy and wait for it to dry. Prepare for the crushing of your life. once the toothe paste dries it will squeeze your insides severely from all the pressure. try it out.......lol

lol never heard of that before, i didnt know that could ever happen. best ways to die.....a cool way would be to be in a medieval war and be locked in battle with someone and you both die at the same time or you get your head chopped off. that would be wicked.

ya! like you both go at it and you both swing your swords at eachother the same time and both heads just fall to the floor at the same time hahahaha that would be sweet! Or how bout building the world biggest blender and have lots of people join you. You all jump in and have somone to press the button hahaha it would be like makin a real bloody mary HAHA

lolololol!!! real bloody mary...thats great...that would be cool....i wonder who would drink it though...?

someone whos already drunk off their a$$ lmao

in my sleep

lol or a vampire with a big appetite

hahaha, i think forgetting how to stop when roller skating and you end up going over a cliffs edge...now that would suck

Have you thought of seeing a professional?
I think your humourous obession with death and torture is sick :o)

sweet, i could be a profesional suicide helper in ways to die, dont ya think? :D lmao

WOAH i never thought of ANY of these...but they're HILARIOUS! haha...sadly enough...i have no clue which ways are good to die..so i cant post any...lo siento... (im sorry)

hmmm that cement one sounds really good :D how about getting put into a barrel of solfuric acid then as you burn light the barrel on fire

pills? lol

I think the all time best way to die would be to get thrown into the sun! lol

the best way to die is being bit by a shark while fucking in the ocean!!!!! HA!! I WIN!!!!!!!

no way! Worst way to die is if an elephant shit on you and you suffocated! HAHAHAHA

GETTING HIT BY AN AMBULANCE.

that would be fricken hilarious!!

-jenn

I almost got hit by an ambulance, was absolutly hilarious...

lol. yay go rats! that would suck if you made such a big deal out of it and then survived lol. another good one is being at a funeral where the coffin is open ans stuff and then when you get over there, the dead body freaks you out so much that you have a heart attack, die, and fall into the coffin.

You people are sick....Please seek professional help right away.

lololol

accidently blowing ur self up...it think that would be pretty funny lol

Ok if you can get to a decent bookshop look for "The little book of Bunny Suicides." They are HILARIOUS!!!! Trust me you will sit there laughing your ass off!!!!!

trying to give your worst enemy POISIN (sp?)
and getting drunk then drinking it yourself :D

Being crucified would be a kick ass way to die.

Or to be killed by the one you adore.

well one time my friend was getting dropped off to school by her dad and he real protective and was all be careful dont talk to strangers and all and then she got out walked behind the car and he knocked her down by MISTAKE(my a$$) but she didn die but it would be a funni way to die?