April 26th, 1992

Uh... I was 2.. so I was probably asleep, unaware of anything.

You were sittin' home watchin' your TV,
while I was paticipatin' in some anarchy.

First spot we hit it was my liqour store.
I finally got all that alcohol I can't afford.
With red lights flashin' time to retire,
And then we turned that liquor store into a structure fire.

I can't beilive people didn't get that from the start. As soon as I read the title to the post I started singing the song. I LOVE sublime!

how about this

Let me tell you about a girl I know
had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.

Studying my ABC's in the third grade...