Penguins Are Taking Over The World

Just what the header said. Why else are those flightless birds marching around the ice caps for? They want to errode the glaciers until they melt. We'll drown in the flood and they will take over the world with their cheese-wiz and evil penguin ways.

Are you on drugs?

ummm cheese whiz? ok u scare me...lol

No. Drug free is the way to be. (I'm such a 'tard...) I just tend to think too much. Heck, I'm unique down to every bone and I like to think of strange things to talk about, because it helps pass time and it's always fun to discuss weird, random things, isn't it? (At least for me it is)

im scared i told all my friends this and they agreed

(we found the leader!!! Destroy!!!)

*Bares my fangs* I am capable of killing you in seconds... But I wouldn't slay my own bretheren...

*kills you both* ok i win...hmm...penguins! stand up straight! ok...now its time to really take over the WORLD!!!! MWAH HA HA HA HA!!

I knew it! penguins are taking over with the power of lemons.. Noooooooo

i can't kill u? awwwwww that sux...PENGUINS....ATTAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!

LISTEN TO HER SHE'S RIGHT.........

Just look at em..........all waddling and penquiney......little bastards.........

*apologies i am high from the sugar of a very tasty donut......*

matt...these are my penguins...i stolded them from you! lol...u cannot have them back

*smacks a lil penguin who listened to matt*

*holds a fish up to distract the penguins*

*throws it over a cliff*

*the penguins (like little dumbasses lol) drop their arms to follow the fish and try to fly*

Oooooooooooh lookie.......WEAPONS. ^_______^

So whatcha got to say now?

mwahahahahahahahaha! *playing with guns*

BAM.

MY FOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O__________________O

*falls over laughing*

but....but......MY GUNS.

GIMME MY GUNS FOOL!!!!

n i'm not lil LMAO

O__________O WTF?????

and for murdering ur own foot...*shakes head* and i thought u had a bright future....*sighs* U MURDERED MY ARMY OF PENGUINS U...U.... PENGUIN MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!
*sits down* ok i feel better....

O_O OH racial profile it is huh?? LMAO

HE MADE ME DO IT!!! *points to little white rabbit* Brainwashing and manipulation is a crime.......arrest him.

*runs away superfast*

SCREW YOU AND YOUR PENGUINS AS WELL MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

well i do have a bright future.........as a poet with a slight hobble

*grabs white rabbit, threatens him that if he doesn't talk, he'll spend life in bunny prison*
o not gonna talk eh? well, we have ways of making you talk!!!!!!
*puts bunny in a little cage, then begins to eat a carrot* anytime u little furry freak!!!!!!! AH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!

*realizes she's been tricked and runs after her*

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............................OW what the hell??

YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE SUCKERS!!!!!
OR THE BUNNY!!!!

No wait i change my mind you can keep the little bastard. CUZ I'M INNOCENT YO, INNOCENT.

y did u cuff me? i didn't do iiiiiiiTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh YES SHE DID!!!

DON'T LET HER GO SHE'S WITH THE BUNNY!!!

INNOCENT I TELLS YOU FOOL!!!!

well if you're gonna do that gimme some tylenol GOSH :P

xP''' *raspberries*

owiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee...somebody get me a towel goddamit!!!!!

Don't move....I'll go get you a towel....

hmm....crazy people and crack babies

im the penguin over lord!!!!!! look at my stumpy wings!!! lol!!!! u vamps stay back i just ate garlic bread!!!! hahahahahaha!!!plus they aint dead!!!! soz i had to join in!!!! lol

dani! ur stumpy wings scare me...i am deathly afraid of stumpy wings...mmmm garlic bread....no...the penguins ARE ALL DEAD...thanks to :::::ahem:::: someone who's name i will not say....u know who u r....penguin murderer...

thanks for the towel!!!!!!!!! *hugs*

*screams, then faints*

*sits up quickly* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*runs behind nearest object*

*glares at fallen* Having fun?

*gives a disguisted look at you guys...and then realizes that I'm role-playing as well*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I fell into your trap!! oho...your good.

hahahahaha!!!!! i win!
*dances*

penguins arnt going to take over the world monkeys are...they have already started with my brain so watch out those cute little innocet monkeys ARE GOING TO KILL U he he O_o

*stares*

*stares again*