Messed Up Nursuary Rhymes...

Ok, I've heard many messed up nursuary rhymes, do you know any?

Jack an Jill went up the hill, to smoke some marajuanna. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes. Undid her dress and did the hanky-panky. Jill forgot to take a pill, and out popped little Franky!

Little Ms. Muffit, sat on a tuffit, drinking gasoline. Along came a spider, with a cigarette lighter, and blew her to smitherines!

Do you know any?

I got loads of the darkened ones...i wrote them. :D

Peaces.