i need a hug and some one to talk to...maybe a cookie

any takers? i just want some one who can relate...

-hands you a cookie-

Relate to what?

ever had a best friend maybe dying and can tcontract her?

No, but my friend has. Her best friend lived in China, and she died.

*gives you a big hug* you can't have my cookie though *hiss* back off!!!! *bite*
~*Freak*~

fine i didnt want a cookie any way you fatty!!!lol jkin, but i wanna talk to my freind she was in a 4 wheeler accident and was flown to denver co for life thretening injuries, and the person to contact to contact her hates me, i dated her son....this is messed up and im sad....

:O Fatty?! FATTY?!?!?! lol yea I am >_< hehe. I bet you a cookie that she will be okay :)
~*Freak*~

so your best friend...was in an accident...and you cant go and see her cause of someone hating you???

Go to any lengths to talk to her, I say. The person who hates you would be utterly selfish to not let you speak to her if it's a life-threatening injury. And if you don't get the chance to speak to her and to tell her you care, you might regret it.

deffinetly try to talk to her i ahve had that happen to me before by my friend died adn i felt so guilty that i couldnt talk to her

If you're talking about contacing this friends after they're dead, I'm the one you want. Of course, I hope your friend is okay...? *Gives you a box of Famous Amos cookies*

-- Maharani of Angels

Yeah! Here have a cookie. *hands out a large black cookie with sharp things like toenail clippings sticking out from it* I made it myself. ;)

But yes, go to the farthest lengths to get in touch with your friend....that is, unless it involves a monkey and Dr. Pepper and a toilet paper roll cuz THAT'S FRIGGIN DANGEROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.o

Hey...Maharani. Those Famous Amos cookies wouldn't happen to have walnuts in them, would they? O_____O

[I just realised, that sounded very insensitive...]
Like they said, stop at NOTHING to contact her. Otherwise, you'll regret it if something does happen. (Then of course, you still have the 'Maharani' option) [There I go again]

-- Maharani of Angels

No walnuts, Ari. [Are you allergic???]
Of course, anyone would be allergic to that cookie you brought out. What the heck??! O.O

-- Maharani of Angels

No, those are my favorite kind of Famous Amos cookies. :( LOL

And THAT cookie is from my new super secret special recipe. ;) Care to test??? I wanna see if it has any permanent side effects to it this time...

Peaces. //ari\\

Ari, are you on crack???

-- Maharani of Angels

WHO TOLD YOU???

Erm...NO I's not on crack. Us hippies never do the hard stuff lmao...

Peaces. //ari\\

Sure, I'll be your guinea pig so that poor girl doesn't have to...

*Snatches the foul looking cookie and bites it*

Not bad... What's in it?

*Starts choking and passes out*

O__O HIDE THE BODY!!!!!!! Spencer, c'mere...

Spencer (btw is Ari's fat ass cat): Mow.

Ari: Spencer, hide this one in the cat litter with the other ones...and if anybody sees you, just stand there and look cute...

Spencer: Meooow. *begins dragging Maharani out of room*

*blue faced body being dragged out of the room*

*wipes forehead* Pshew! That was a close one!

*looks around at room of people* Y'all ain't seen nothin....NOTHIN, I SAY!!!!!!!!

...So who wants cookies? *whips out a bigger tray of special cookies*

[This just in: Police are searching for a missing demonangel named Maharani. According to authorities, she was last seen in the Sadness and Depression forum of Poems-and-Quotes. If anyone has any information on her whereabouts, call the tipline on the bottom of your screen. *866-235-TIPS*]

o_________o DIG FASTER SPENCER YOU FAT ASS DIG FASTER!!!!!!!

>Knocking on the door<
[This is the cyber police! Open up! We have reason to believe you are a suspicious schiztophrenic!]

Uhhh, hold on officers! I AIN'T SUSPICIOUS, I'LL TELL YOU THAT!!!! I DON'T STALK THE PEOPLE I HATE, MURDER THEM, AND MAKE MY FAT ASS CAT NAMED SPENCER DIG THEIR DEEP GRAVES IN HIS KITTY LITTER!!!!!! NOOO SIREE!!!!

And i'm not a schiztophrenic. *twitch* MARSHMELLOWS!!!!! *twitch twitchy twitch*

(You hate me?) *Pulls out silver sword and stabs myself in the chest*

-- Maharani of Angels

(NO I DON'T HATE YOU LOL I SWEAR I DON'T!!! How can i hate you?? You were just a random person who came and ate my special cookie. I don't hate you, i promise. :))

I DON'T HATE YOU DAMMIT!!!!! *pulls out sword in Mahi's chest*

*Dead*

[Police bash through the door, see my body and arrest you. Off to the lethal injection you go! ^_^]

O____O But.....but....I DIDN'T DO IIIT!!!! Spencer did it. *points to Spencer*

Spencer: *looking cute* =^__^= *purring*

Ari: I__I Damn you, fat ass. I____I

*Executioner straps you into the chair and shoves the IV in your arm* Any last words?

YES AHAHAHAHHAHA EAT MY SHORTS AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! AND MY SPECIAL COOKIES AHAHAHAHA!!!!! XP'''' *blows raspberries*

*Pushes the button and the toxic fluid is pushed into your arm!*

*Just then I walk through the door*

Well, what have you done to deserve this, Ari? Oh! I take it you ran into 'Mahi-bot', huh? Oh well. See you in Hell.

*Leaves*

-- Maharani of Angels

*poison is taking over Ari's mind*

Whoa, doc, this is some good stuff...i belieeeve...that you are a dummified lemon...*closes eyes*

Mahi...hell sounds fun! The devil's supposed to be keeping my throne cold and my pitchfork oiled for me...*dies...for the 2nd time*

WTF?! did you guys smoke a nasty bowl before you came in here or what?!

Ari always smokes something. Don't you Ari? ;)
*eats one of those sharp, toenail cookies*
~*Freak*~

"Alone? I'm beside you.
Afraid? I'll comfort you.
Need a hug? My arms are yours.
Hurt? You can cry on my shoulder
I don't promise to solve your problems
but at least I'll cry with you.
Why? Simply because I care & i love you."
Im always here to talk, e-mail me. ~Drew

Good evening all...

*Appears in the room in a shroud of shadows, wearing all black, with purple and black orbs following close behind...*

XxX))Eclipse((XxX

*eats a blueberry waffle* I never knew there were so many odd people.

It's fascinating.

♥Niki