Rumours 2

Rumour has it I'm Back!

Rumour has it Angelina's new Steinway was hijacked by JPM enroute.

Rumour has it you all have screws loose.

Rumour has it that JPM has been f***ing with your minds.

Rumour has it that JPM is actually the wicked witch of the west and he loves to wear tights.

rumour has it angelina will castrate steve for failing to get her piano to her safely

Rumour has it, there is not need to take it out on me as I've castrated JPM, but he is still acting funny with the broom stick???

rumour has it forgotten drank all of angelinas tears so she wouldnt drown

rumour also has it that forgotten went into the bathroom afterwards and didnt leave for over an hour

Rumour has it that JPM thinks he is now Dolly Parton.

rumour has it dolly parton is a ghost

rumour has it angelinas tears taste like purple

Rumour has it I'm on my knees begging for Angelina's forgiveness. *Pretty, pretty please my sweet*

rumour has it that angelina makes a nice comfy pillow

rumour has it forgotten is sadened that he is not the only one to have used angelina as a pillow

rumour has it that forgotten gave shiky a sex doll to play with

rumour has it that god bob used the holy thong too floss, brush, and dry the areas where the sun dont shine

rumour has it JPM stuck his/her head up shiky's bum and it smelled horrible

Rumour has it that Atomic just returned from a beating.

Rumour has it her mother used a mop.

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rumour has it atomic is greatly welcomed back to the world of rumours

Rumour has it that Atomic feels loved.

Rumour has it that Atomic define being loved as people enjoying your presence so they can talk about you in the nicest way possible.

Rumour has it that Atomic define nice as in getting hit with a mop.

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rumour has it that everyone died and forgotten is now all alone

rumour has it that atomic came back from the dead just as forgotten posted

rumour has it that shiky is still making love to her alien blow up doll

rumour also has it that Angelina had the 69th post in this thread..i wonder where her minds at *wink*

Rumour has it that Forgotten was truly forgotten in the love triangle of Angelina, Steven and himself.

Rumour has it that Shiky had left her computer to get her blow up doll some strawberry ice cream.

Rumour has it that Shiky's blow up doll is allergic to sweets.

Rumour has it that Angelina is away with Steven in Japan to film their next hot sex movie, "The Thong and The Piano."

Rumour has it that Atomic claimed the first ticket to see it on February 30th.

Rumour has it that Sunny was the producer of this particular five star film.

Rumour has it that JPM was the bed that they used for their sexual activities.

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rumour has it that angelina pole dances while playing the piano..now thats talent!

Haha...Night Angelina

Rumour has it that Atomic is still slightly shaken from her beating, therefore, her spelling is excused.(and for those wondering what we're talking about, it's ok, I edited it)

Rumour has it that JPM couldn't be bother with these rumours because he couldn't keep both hands on the keyboard.

Rumour has it that he's taping his own version of "The thong and The piano".

Rumour has it that Mrs. Right, Mrs. Left, and JPM are the stars in the new hit movie.

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Eh, night all....

I need to get off of the computer...

Yup, I was on here illegally....

Yup, I'm in big trouble....

Yup, again......

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Rumor has it that JPM didnt have enough to do tonight, so he's talking shit and making up rumors about everyone in P&Q that his drunken mind can think of.

The bakery business is doing great, by the way :). The Pillsbury doughboy and I are a bit past the honeymoon phase, in fact he's driving me a bit nuts, the next time he laughs/ squeels I'm poking his big ass stomach so hard that he bounces to Mexico and bakes there for good.

Rumour has it that Shiky's sex doll is a cross between JPM and Forgotten.

rumour has it Atomic is now in chains and will be turned over to Bobbing Bob to do as he pleases.

Rumour has it that Atomic couldn't resist the tempataion of getting caught and receiving another blow to the shoulder.

Rumour has it that JPM is a sleepwalking mime.

Rumour has it that JPM was a fireman before they decided to kick him off the team because he like making s'mores at the most inappropriate time, like during a house fire for instance.

Rumour has it that Steven is Batman by day and a hooker who parol the streets of Broadway by night.

Rumour has it that Steven's pet turtle bit the tip of his p-venus off because Steven was tempted to place it in it's mouth earlier today.

Rumour has it that Bob is pregnant with what could be the next "Atomic" mirco chip.

Rumour has it that Sunny threw a fit after learning she doesn't have a p-venus as big as Atomic's.

Rumour has it that men with big feet means they wear big socks.

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Rumour has it that JPM's p-venus "hides" when he stands up and fall out of his Hello Kittly thong when he sits down.

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Rumour has it that Atomic is the only Asian who knows enough about technology to use a computer.

Rumour has it that Atomic broke two previous computer before she learnt how to turn this one on.

Rumour has it that Atomic was a fired whore.

Rumour has it that everyone is typing in codes, as in "Rumour" means "Cats", "has" means "taste", and "it" means "good".

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Rumour has it that Atomic just wanted to be the 200th poster.

Now where's my prize?

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Rumour has it that that damm turtle of mine is called Atomic.

Rumour has it I then sold the turtle to JPM because he wanted to make turtle soup as I told him it would help with making his pecker stand straight.

Rumour has it JPM has since mashed up Atomic and sold the remains to Bobbing Bob as dog chow to feed Bob's dog's

Rumour has it Bob's dogs are really having the Sh*ts now after eating the Atomic doggie chow.

Rumour has it that Bob is opening a fertilizer company now.

Rumour has it that the name Atomic is very popular now.

Rumour has it that Steven provided the manure for Bob's new company "Atomic Growth".

Rumour has it that Steven had a taste of Atomic the turtle's puppie chow, hence, he provided the manure.

Rumour has it that Steven's real name is "Arthur Mcfartfart".

Rumour has it that Atomic's real name is "Atomic Ho" (which is 100% true, all jokes aside)

Rumour has it that Steven is a retired hooker and Bob is a retired mother.

Rumour has it that JPM once had a pet rock name Rex.

Rumour has it that Angelina's piano self-destructed after hearing how Angelina played it, it was heard to beg for mercy.

Rumour has it that Sunny sold Atomic those junks she found in her belly button.

Rumour has it Atomic sold it on E-bay for a larger price.

Rumour has it that Atomic now is a sextillionaire.

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Rumour has it that we are all actually nuts.

Rumour has it that all these rumours are actually posted by JPM using differnt names and multiple role play. (He actually escaped from a padded cell)

Rumour has it this second thread is already getting a bit long and they will shut us down and a third thread will have to be started.

Rumour has it that P & Q does not actually exist and we are actually not here, this is the twilight zone.

rumour has it everyone returned to the real world...again

Rumour has it that everyone was waiting for Atomic's latest rumours.

Rumour has it that Atomic just opened a coffee shop.

Rumour has it that the first customer get a free cup of coffee.

Rumour has it that JPM was Atomic's first customer.

Rumour has it that Atomic urinated in his cup.

Rumour has it that Bob is a suicidal teen synchronized swimmer.

Rumour has it that children taste like cats.

Rumour has it that hair is best when bought.

Rumour has it that Atomic was the co-star in "Kong Pow Chicken".

Rumour has it that Sunny bought Bob a pretty pink unicorn for his 48th birthday.

Rumour has it that Bob is experiencing a third mid life crises.

Rumour has it that JPM just lost his first baby tooth.

Rumour has it that we all going to Chuck E. Cheeses for Sunny's 36th birthday.

Rumour has it that if you kiss JPM he'll turn into a prince.

Rumour has it that if you kiss Angelina, she'll bitch-slap you.

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"Rumour has it tha if you kiss Angelina, she'll bitch-slap you." she did it to me!!

rumour has it that atomics secret for her coffee shop success involves the holy thong

rumour has it that angelina is the devil in disguise

Angelina-Meh....so much for the "if you kiss a frog, he'll turn into a prince" theory.....

Rumour has it that Atomic coffee shop is really just a facade for Atomic's underground sweatshop.

Rumour has it that Sunny was posing on the cover of Playboy's magazine.

Rumour has it that the 143 million copies of that magazine were sold in one day.

Rumour has it that it was bought by a horny teenager name Bob.

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rumour also has it that bob bought all 143 million copies of the playboy featuring sunny

rumour has it that 100 thousand nameless asians work in atomics sweatshop

rumour has it angelina "accidentally" fell into one of the brewing pots of atomics sweatshop