poetry contest

hey how do i enter one of P&Q poetry contests?

By submitting your poems to this site in the first place...

Wow, what a rat race this poetry contest creates...lmao

//Ari\\

I'll give you two buttons and an old tissue.

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(")-(") Arrivederci!

I've got something that my cat coughed up that looks like George Washington...

//Ari\\

Yeah, Spencer puked up again, and it looked really interesting...

But it's still soft, and it keeps shifting shape, so now George Washington is starting to look a little like....Melissa Rivers...

hahahahaha

//Ari\\

LMAO you'll see these natural sculptures in museums one day...a gallery of feline vomit statues...it'll be called "Regurgitation Formation in Feline Notation".

Wooooow i AMAZE myself!! :D

My cats and I make an astonishing artistic pair...lmao.

//Ari\\

Mehhh for all i know the same plagiarizers hanging around P&Q have already read my post and are jotting the idea down...

$#%@%in plagiarizers...you think you've got one up on Ari, just cos she's 13 years old.....BUT I'VE GOT CONNECTIONS!!!! I'VE GOT TWO CATS AND AN AUNT WITH FIVE!!!!!!!! You'll NEVER hit bigtime with MYYYY idea before i do!! AHAHAHAA

//Ari\\

LMAO!!!

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(")-(") Arrivederci!

Oh yeah, lookie at the kitty on my profile. ^.^

THAT'S *6* CATS, PLAGIARIZERS!!!!!!!!!

//Ari\\

Oi....for some reason i've just become very tired...and aged...i feel so...old....

Bleah, i'm going to go take a nap....see you all later. :)

//Ari\\

Hey Angel.

Hey, if bribery's the game here, I'll sell you my sister!

Nothing much. How are you, Angel?

Dude, your sister...?

Why didn't think of that!!!

I'll give you three and a half brothers and six cousins. ALL ITEMS MUST GO!!!

I also have a half eaten stick of string cheese.

♥Niki

Ill sell u my imagination...PLUS BLANCO!

Blanco: Hey! >:(

Ahahhahhahaha Shattered! "ALL ITEMS MUST GO!!!" LMAO

*~NEWSFLASH~*: The vomit of fat orange cat Spencer has dried and taken new, crusty shape...the face recently seen in this pukish sculpture is.....

MCNULTY!!!!!!!!!!

//Ari\\