Cool! Now it turns out I have problems!

According to some random comments I got on my poems, I'm a troubled man,YAY! That's the way to go, if you have ever tried self-pleasure, if you get what I mean.

You aren't alone man! I swear to you, Instead of people commenting on mine in the poem comment section I get people e-mailing me and saying that I must be pretty disturbed or really in need of someone to shoot me. It is very aggrivating.