Intelligient Chat: How 'bout them pink flamingos?

I mean really. Is it fair that they get their own freaking classification system all to themselves? plus a cool name : Phoenicopteriformes. It just isn't right to me.

Not only do the get their own special spot in scientists classification heart, but they're also getting their way with our world. With all this green-house effect "day after tomorrow" mumbo jumbo weather crap that's going on in this world, oceans are rising, giving flamingos more grounds to show off their after-breeding show. Yes, not only are they taking over the world, but they're show offs. AND...guess what those motherluvers do all day? TAKE BATHS. is that not sick and demented? While I'm out here busting my tail in these history books reading about pink flamingos and their silly "fuck me" dances, they're basking in some freshwater lake fluffing their feathers. bleh.

I think you all should research and tell me what ticks you off about these pink flamingos. Unless you have a life, then I would re-consider my suggestion.

LMFAO!!!! Renee you are SUCH a TARD!!!! ROFL

HAHAHAHAHHAAHA

Flamingos annoy the mess out of me. They're so...pink.

And what the hell is up with their legs?? Why do they only stand on ONE leg when they have TWO!!!

It's official! BIRDS CAN'T COUNT!

Lmao.

//Ari\\

HAHAHA, You know, I didn't think about that. But now that I do...

Yup, it's official. we need to swipe this society of pink flamingos. the world is flamingo-free as we know it.

All we have to do is take a wire and trip those dweebs while they're showing off their "amazing" balance. Yeah, not so amazing now, is it?

LMAO!

They're the first thing i see when going to the zoo...it's so annoying. They're just standing on their one leg, looking at me like I'M the idiot.

Here's some news for you, buddy-*I* use BOTH of my legs!

They smell bad. Worse than those foxes-now THEY smell really bad. @_@

//Ari\\

LOL!!

hey man, don't be ragging on the foxes now. They're pretty damn smart, they use all FOUR legs. even us humans aren't that smart. we only use two.

Now think about that next time you want to say foxes are smelly.

LOL

Okay...i'm sorry.

-mutters something about stinky foxes and their self-proclaimed leader Renee-

(Hahahahaha :P)

//Ari\\

HAHA damn straight

Now watch, next time you get in a race with a fox guess who's going to win?

Duh, the fox. And not because he smells good. Because he uses more legs than you :-P

Do you think you'll get further in life by smelling good or having more toes? O__O

More toes! :P

HAHAHA, "Toes" is one of my nicknames. :D

//Ari\\

Your nickname is Toes? O.o well I don't know if I want to know how you got that...do I?

LMAO, i went on a trip with my mom, my sister and my mom's friend Peggy. I had to share a bed with Peggy because there were only two beds. I slept with my feet near Peggy's face and when she woke up and saw long yellow toenails, she screamed. Rofl! xD From then on, my name she gave me was Toes.

//Ari\\

EWW long yellow toenails...my dad has those *shudders*

LOL!

I clip them now. ^.^

//Ari\\

I think only people like us would even consider opening this thread. =(

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(='.'=)
(")-(") Arrivederci!

Yeah, I'm thinking so too.

YES YOU ARE!

Now what's your opinion on these effing flamingos?

They're not so pretty when they pick your ferret apart like a vulture on a rotting carcass.

They murdered my stuffed animal, Ricky!! :'(

It happened so fast...i was chewing on a corn dog when i realized that it wasn't a corn dog...but a hot dog with some hard stuff covering it and stuck on a stick. That's when Ricky went and flung himself with all of his stuffiness and-well, curioisity kicked Ricky's ass. O___O

Hahahaha, it's fun being sick. You have an excuse as to why you make no sense.

//Ari\\

Wait their beaks look wierd too? I think I saw some once... They were standing in a marshy spot and I looked over at them and was like "okay..." and then I went into the little waterpark.

Man, that waterpark was horrible, it was no waterpark at all. My parent lied.

Back to the subject of panguins-I mean flamingos. Some one get me a picture of one-flamingo not a panguin. I remember the kickable flamingos in the Sims1... I got the sims2, I think it has flamingos, I'll check next time I play it. Note that's proably a lie I will forget to check.
What is up with the one legged thing? are they going "oow look at my nice long weird ugly leggs" or some thing? Are they iching their legg with their foot(-or what ever they have/it's called)? Why do I even care, they're just a stupid big pink bird thingy...

I shall call you pinky! err... Or not.

Coonay....I swear to you my dear when I read the title of this I said this has got to be Coonay! And sure enough there you were. LMAO What about those alligators? And those teeth? LMFAO YOU NUT!!!!