Halloween Rules

here are some things to be aware of on hallween...

1. if you are being chased by a dangerous monster or someone trying to kill you, you are inclined to fall at least twice...more if you are female.

2. no matter how relible you think your car is when you are trying to get away for something/one it will have to be cranked numerous times befor it accually starts.

3. if you partner you are with starts growning fang excessive hair ect. leave immeadialy...

4. if you child starts speaking a language you do not understand suddenly shoot them...it will save you heart break later.

5.if your car suddenly breaks down do not for anyreason go to that old abandoned house for a telephone...there are no exceptions

6. do not stand near any gaves that seem to be unfilled because chances are they are...

7. if you go to a town that looks abandoned, chances are it probably is, so leave right away.

8. if you friend asks you to get into a couldren full of green or purple boiling things......refuse and get away as soon as possible

if you have more safe tips for halloween please post them...as all need to be safe

JBN

Haha.. gotta love the corny horror movies.

Also, any weapon that you pull in hopes to defend yourself always at some point ends up in the hands of the killer and is used against you.

Luckily, because you're the star of your own world, and the star never gets killed, your weapon will be used by the killer to kill your best friend.

Meaning you'll live :)

;)

never look back the person that always looks back gets killed

never run up the stairs run out the front door

Yep Kaitlin, you'll barely get away, and leave laughing maniacally(sp?), even though all your friends just died.

Never follow some sort of mad killing thing that just tried to run you and your partner of the road....

dont follow aformentioned killing thing and then go down a pipe where this same mad killing thing has just dumped a dead body...

hmmm Jeepers Creeepers what a film.. gota looove the cornyness!

x~X~x

And NEVER i repeat NEVER go to see what the noise is!!!!

If you somehow manage to get the upperhand on the killer/monster by running him down with a car, dont just drive off. Run over him at least 20,000 times while calling for help.

always take more than one set of batteries for the flashlight the first ones always burn out

if someone pranks you on the phone don't pick it up the second time they call

When escaping, dont ever stop and hide. Run and run some more. And dont trust the first person you run into, that will most likely be who you are running from.

- If you manage to kill a killer, dont poke him just to see if he's dead, chances are he's not.
- Dont have premaritual sex with anyone, because that is the only exception to the "killers only kill people who are alone" rule.
-If someone tells you not to burry your dead son in an indian burial ground- listen
-If you have a preminition that something bad is going to happen, listen to it.
-If a spot, that was suppose to be filled with people is abandoned, chances are some zombies have eaten them all.
- If the bad thing came back the last two times you killed them, there is no point in even trying, because you will just end up making (fill in fav. cheesy horror movie) the 51611354245th
- Don't mess with ancient artifacts of any sort

all some tips from some of the cheesiest of cheesiest horror movies

Stay as far away as possible from people with large, pointy fangs. Ward them off with garlic bread. ;)

Don't decide to 'check out' or actually sleep in an empty little shack with mysterious red stains on the floor. It was deserted for a reason!

Never pick up scary hitchhikers. Need I say more?

backporchpoet

when you hear a creepy noise don't leave you friends and check it out alone. turn on all the lights get a crap-load (if not all) of your friends and arm yourselfs with baseball bats knife or other objects of similar dangerous aspects then go beat the shit out of what ever made the noise. then resume life as normal.

and from above if you think the killer is dead get a baseball bat knife or other objects of similar dangerous aspects and whack the killer on the spinal cord about 37 times stab him with something then have your friend poke the killer