Help, I broke a .....something?

....I hope this gets someone's attention!

This is yet, another one of my infamous threads!

I know Kate has been waiting for this chance, so here you go dearest!

Anyway, the point of this thread is to get all of my wives and those jealous bystanders to reunite.

Haha.....

I have to pee now.

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HAHAHA! I forgot to go pee because I was answering to someone telling me to "shut up" in one of those wretched love threads.

No worries, I shall go pee and apply lotion on myself...oi, I forgot to change into my PJs when I got hime from the Mall.

I shall be back!

Of course you may have a spot on my bed. Psst...invite Shiky too, don't want her jealous or anything. ~_^

Oi! Am I so obvious with my threads that you know instantly it is me?!

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What are you coughing on about M'Wifey?

Haha....

-_- I-I couldn't find my lotion!

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HAHAHA! I was thinking that the first time you post it!

Only you remember that I lotion my face and put on chap stick everytime I finish peeing. =P

I still don't understand why my face though....

*feels Kate's head* Oh you poor dear....well, guess that means no bed sharing tonight!

Oh and here's your cough candy. In America, we call it Halls. ~_^

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G'Night M'Wifey!

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But Atomic.. I thought you said that I was your only wife..... Ater that magical night in your tiny tub..... *sobs* You said you love me..... After I spent Two hours watching you sleep, waiting for your sexy ass to awake!!! *Sobbing* DONT LOOK AT ME!!!

~Anthony

Why won't anyone reply to this post anymore?!

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Excuse me!!!! Explain why you lied to me and have these other grils waiting for your sweet asian lovin'!!!! Thats MY sweet asian lovin'!!! All you others keep away from her womanly center!!! IT'S MINE!!!

~Anthony

....and then you woke up.

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For your info... I'm still asleep!!!

~Anthony

Sure.

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Wait!!! Thats what you said when I asked if you wanted me to eat chinese out of your.......nasty...
~Anthony

Bowl?

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close It's kind of shaped like a weird sort of "bowl"

~Anthony

Do you even know your shapes, Mister?

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I said it was weird shaped... almost like a type of tight thin diamond...

~Anthony

Hmmm...a stick? That reminds me, yours was tasty.

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Thats not what you said then!!! You said "mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!!! Juicy"

~Anthony

That was when I was biting into your apple, silly. Not your stick.

Anyways:

Shower + Atomic= Bliss

Atomic - Chair= Shower

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Maybe, I dunno....I was thinking the same thing.

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Honey! I'm home!

Hahah...

I had to leave to make myself some hot chocolate. =)

Yummy. o^_^o

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Trying not to burn my lips as I talk to Anthony on the phone..again.

Hahah, this was Anthony's father's first impression of me:

"I'M TALKING ON THE F@#KING PHONE!"

He heard me through the phone because I was yelling at my sister and her immature friend.

*sighs*

Anyway, here's your hot chocolate.

*snicker* Jokes on you...it was...GASP...cold!

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I can't.

For:

Knife + Gals = Murder

Murder + Atomic = Jail

Atomic - Jail = Internet.

Haha...I heart how I look at life through simple equations.

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*Wipes face*

Teach me what?

=P

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My dad thought it was funny lady... It's a shame you cant come to dinner with us tonight. My dad and step mom were kind of happy to meet you.... finally. A whole year of friendship and they dont know you... I think it makes them sad that I don't bring my school chums home for my birthday dinners....... WAIT!!! I am Atomic's favorite wife! I am the one who gets the hot chocolate. And I am the one who's not dressed for his own Birthday dinner!!! Spit! Listen... Atomic's core of womanhood belongs to me. Got it ladies? Good!!! Only I can eat chinese out of that beautiful mishapen bowl of goodness!!!

~Anthony

Shush! Go to your dinner party without me. *dramatically cries* For I...I...I must finish my homework anyways!

We'll meet him one day, hopefully. *crosses fingers*

Savour the food and then tell me all about it so I'll have a reason to kill you. =)

With love,
Her.

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Oh please. Don't think you are forgiven for giving these other girls your core of womanhood!!!

Atomic + Anthony= Loveable Lesbians

Atomic + others= ONE PISSED OF ANTHONY!

Anthony + Knife + Dark Alley + Others= Jail

Anthony + Jail = No Anthony + Atomic

Get it ladies? You re not good for me and Atomic's health...

~Anthony ^_^

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Anthony + Internet = - Dinner

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HAHAHAHA! She has a point you know....

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well you were right about the mistake...

Anthony + Jail = Big Sal's Meat

there is no point!!!! I quit!! Atomic, I want you out of my house and into my garage!!! I WANT A DIVORSE!!! *you can stay in my garage as my sex slave...*

~Anthony

Psst...I think you meant "divorce" and I'll be happy to give you one. After all, I divorced Angie before we were -even- married!

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Yes, I believe you had to pay for the wedding this time...not that I ever paid before or anything.

*clears throat*

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I almost died because you didn't answer the moment after I posted!

How dare you forget to refresh!

*puts a handful of honey roasted peanuts in mouth*

How -dare- you?!

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No worries, I kept myself occupied for the time being, you see...

My bleeping sister dragged me out to hook me up with one of her friend. They locked me outside with no shoes and a cup of hot chocolate in hand looking very bleeping lost!

I was scared!

Hahah...

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cute rabbit.....
:)

*Does cool pose* Yeah...I know. *puts sunglasses on*

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No.

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I was waiting for her, but she keeps leaving, saying something about having to pee and such.

Stupid gal. Drink less, I tell her!

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HAHAHA, maybe...

Whoopie! I just got done with the hardest part of my break's homework!

We had to do a take home test that consists of four questions, and each replies have to be one page long...

*mutters to self*

Anyway, I'm done that part -and- the essay about character descriptions. =)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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