My Biography

hey well come to this site!!! i hope u feel welcome here cuz i know i do!!! people here are really friendly and like to help eachother out. i spend like 1/4 of my day here thats how fun it is. but you can message me if u have any questions.

Hell Ya, Especially if your like Ashton Kutcher in his earlier modelling days!

Tim I love it when you act like a small hild with your naughty words, i feel another spanking coming on. Dont look at me like that, you bring it on yourself!

You bring out the 5 yr. old in me.... how else could i be, when I look at your fake breasts and just have to have them....

Well you bought them or me, you might as well get full use baby.

well, they were worth every damn penny!!! I didnt think 46 triple D`s would look that fantastic..but damn!!!

Tim that swedish made Penis Enlarger Pump i bought you for your last birthday was worth the $4000 also, ive never had it so good hun

Any thing that made me go from 9 to 12 is worth it, you should see all your friends hit on me when your back is turned!!!!

You think i dont know? I see you in front of jackie doing your cock-pushups, dont think i dont, but believe me you go any further ill be taking my 3 inches back!!

Jackie doesnt go for that push up stuff..shes always wanting to touch it...

with her tongue...

You animal, maybe the webcam shows you put on for me and Tim gave us the wrong impression

Your hubby will never find out about our love making in the green Jello, i promise...

and by the way Jackie, whats that trick with the carrot up your arse?!!!

Tim, me and you are through,you have done this so many times. First my sister then my mom and now my best friend???

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! You know you are the only one for me...your mom was just a one week stand..your sister said she was 19 and Jackie, well, we will just have to ask her to move out!!

I wont forgive you this time, i forgave the hand bag fetish, i looked past the multi-colored fanny packs and forgave your cheating. I cant take anymore....Im taking these breasts to someone who will appreciate them

I cant believe you are doing this to me, I have given you everything a man can give...3 times anight isnt good enought anymore? you dont mind my hand bags when you are bouncing on top of them

and as far as my multi colored fanny packs go,,,well, i just dont think i can say anything anymore...

Well Mr i can tell you now, im taking the family pets with me, you havent ever had the time to look after them your always out drinking with Chip and Chad.

Ohhh i see now, its Chad and Chip now, last weekend it was Mr. booty licker and putang pie eater...i get it now, youre jealous!!!

Well i understand Chip and Chad are your work friends but must you shower with them???

ITS THE RULES!! I`VE TOLD YOU THIS A MILLION TIMES..JEEZ,,BYTCH BYTCH BYTCH..

All i ever hear from you is negetive, what happened to the days you used to care for me?
The days when you would shave my muffter for me and tell me my stubble didnt matter? Where did the Timmy i loved go, why did you turn into a moronic slut?

You know what? I am calling a truce here....I have never loved a muffter like yours..you really know how to sink a conversation..and I swear..Jackie, your mom and sister..all 23 times, that slut at the local pub, those two nuns last Sunday, the priest too, and those triplets from I reland, the plumbers wife, the hot new chick next door.and finally your Aunt May, I swear itll never happen again..after this weekend, I have a date with the Quinlan quintuplets, o.k.?

No thats not ok, none of this ok! Remember the time you caught me coming out of Victor O'Reilly's house with my panties round my ankle's?? You screamed for hours and called me a tramp, and im supposed to just forgive you ??

Well for bloody god`s sake..you said you were helping him get groceries..hes 72 years old in a fuccin wheelchair!!! how did you expect me to act?

Well like ive said a thousand times before if you bought me panties that werent the same size as the ones your momma wears they wouldnt have fallen around my ankles.

Oh I see, i made one mistake, just because your arse was getting huge, i didnt know my mom had ballooned up more, too!! but the point is, your arse is just a perfect fit for me and ill do anything to get it back....

You are gonna have to work mighty hard to ever park your car in my garage again, im telling you.
I did everything for you, i even cleaned out your toe nails with my teeth. You are a lazy basta*d, im washing you right outta my hair

nooo, not the toe thing, ill do anything, even stop seeing Aunt May, although she is quite the lay for a paraplegic!! and besides, who do you think will wash your undergarments after you have another bout of irritable bowel syndrome?

Oh i thought you might bring up that because its the only damn thing you do for me!!
Some of the things you have done are just down right unforgivable, like when u sold my son Chris from my first marriage on Ebay just because you didnt see what good a child with no legs was.

Hey wait!! Bob was a hell of a swimmer, you were the one to get rid of the pool, and those Siberians who paid 45 dollars said they would get him a collar for the sled races..who would of thought a no legged kid could replace a dog? plus we needed to pay the rent on our trailer or they were gonna forclose on it, did you forget?

Chris was the one with the hook on his arm..kept ripping our lounge chairs up!!

The trailer you pimped me out to buy?? I am keeping the trailer too, i deserve it after everything you have done. You have taken away all of my pride, like when u used to make me use tissue because tampax was too expensive.
You have broken my heart and you just dont care, you make me sick

But I do care..I was just promoted to assistant fry guy, and I will buy you anything you need..no more tissue tampax, you can et the re usable cloth ones....and we can get a double wide now, we will be on easy street

How dare you mock my children, believe me you retard if their father Macdonald was still alive he would beat you with his torso, the fact he had no arms and legs didnt make him less of a man.

I think the problem is you have been on easy street a few too many times.

you are right, Father McDoanald was quite the gimp..er..man! Please Hayley, I have to hold you one last time..to stroke your wig, to bury my face in your way too big cleavage, and too use that trapeze you built in the back swamp..please im begging you...

OK one last time you many penetrate this baby, as a reminder of just how much you have given away with your bulshyt behaviour.

fu*k what i said it dont mean sh*t now
fu*ked up presents might as well throw em out
Fu*k all those kisses they didnt mean jack
fU*k you Timothy R i dont want you back