Useless facts..........

In Alaska, it is illegal to look at a moose from the window of an airplane or any other flying vehicle.

(Eyes FORWARD!)

In Massachusetts, snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked and it is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. (Again...who checks??? lol)

In Milan, Italy, there is a law on the books that requires a smile on the face of all citizens at all times. Exemptions include time spent visiting patients in hospitals or attending funerals. Otherwise, the fine is $100 if they are seen in public without a smile on their face.

(What a sweet law:)

In Michigan, USA, a man legally owns his wife's hair.

In Blue Hill, Nebraska, no female wearing a 'hat which would scare a timid person' can be seen eating onions in public

According to 1649 Massachusetts law, punishment for children over the age of 16 acting stubborn or rebellious was death.

In New York City it is illegal for a man to give 'The Standard Lear' to a woman. Violators are forced to wear horse blinders.

(Just imagine...)

In Delaware it is illegal to get married on a dare.

Every man in Brainerd, Minnesota is required by law to grow a beard.

In Ohio it is illegal to run out of gas.

In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Okay, I'm done for now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I hope nobody carries an ice cream cone in their pocket.

man you figure with all our great advances, intellect and technology we'd realise the chicken wasn't "the devil in disguise"

man were all stupid sometimes

Okay for one I want an orgasm like a pig.. no wonder you always see them laying around they are trying to recover...

Number two I knew dolphins were my favorite for some reason (I even have them tatood on my $$*) ;)

Number three... Still laughing over the 25 muscles to swallow... with as much soda that I drink and little food that I eat no wonder I am skinny I am constantly burning calories by working those 25 muscles swallowing all that darn soda pop!

--Sher

In some language (I forget what) sadam or sadam with an e (sadame) means destiny, I don't know about you, but I find that very interesting, when thinking about you know who

In Ohio women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear

In Pennsylvania: "Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes."

In Kentucky you need a license to walk around nude on your property.

All nude people in your house must be registered in Kentucky

"- It is impossible to lick your elbow"

Nooo it's not. I can do it :P

sick

At one point in your life you were the fastest out of thousands of others.. its a fact or else you wouldnt be here now..