dumb questions!!! (soooo funny)

if olive oil comes from squeezing olives, where does baby oil come from??

when sign makers go on strike do they carry blank picket signs??

why do we say something is out of wack? what is wack??

doesnt expecting the unexpected mak the unexpected expected??

how do 'keep off the grass' signs get there??

why do they call it a t.v set when you only get one??

why is the word abbreviation so long??

can sexual harrasment at work be a problem if your self- employed??

what if the hokey cokey is really what its all about??

is reading on the toilet classed as multi-tasking??

there are loadz more but i cant b bothered typing any more lol

i thought these were really funny and actually great questions lol

enjoy and add some of your own if you have any!!!!

that really made me think! those questions are gonna keep me occupied all day

me too...Hmn...Baby squeezing????? OUCH

lmao aww i love that book!!!
love ya lots
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:P I had an e-mail from my ex gf when we were dating full of these

-Why do we have to wash our drying towels. Arn't we clean when we get out of the bath?

-Why is it a pair of panties, but only a bra? Both are only one!

Stuff like that. Sarcastic questions are funny :P

haha squeezing babies would be quite the job..

In history class we were learning about cotton, and how it's a plant, and most plants you can eat.
So I asked if Cotton Candy was made of real cotton.
Doesn't really make you think, but it makes you look stupid!

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why is baseball called the world series if it's only played in the U.S?

How should we know how much Wood the wood chuck chuck could chuck if the wood chuck could chuck wood?

In response to the woodchuck one:

Who the f*ck is Peter Piper? And why the hell was he so obsessed with picking peppers... And how does he know what a damn peck is?

w00t, I'm bored...
-.-

OOOH! Get Aaron on here! He want's to know who Aunt Flow is! (check out the "Aunt Flow" post. Not for the faint of heart..."

XD

hmm it's me *looks embarrased* iv got one
"why is always the last place you look?"
well if you carried on looking once you found it your a bit of a fu**tard are't you!

umm... why is a pizza round but in a squar box?
why do they call them soap opras if no1 sings?

umm... why is a pizza round but in a square box?
why do they call them soap opras if no1 sings?