How many does it take to change a light bulb?

  • Vegetable
    19 years ago

    I got this from a friend, and it relates quite well to our forums.

    Q: How many internet forum subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?

    1 to successfully change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
    53 to flame the spell checkers
    156 to write to the forum administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum.
    41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
    109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to the light bulb forum
    111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this forum
    306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
    27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
    3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
    33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them, and then add "Me Too."
    12 to post to the forum that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.
    19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
    4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
    1 to propose new changing light bulbs post.
    143 votes for a new changing light bulbs post.

  • †JustAri†
    19 years ago

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! That *IS* US!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Just replace the lightbulb issues with...so many others. So many irritating others..

    //Ari\\