Yo Mama!

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Lit - I can imagine you being a really pleasant person to talk to. Perfect family have we?

yo momma's so dumb.....

.......she had a glass door n had a peep hole fitted!

Your mama so fat when she went swimming she got harpooned

Your mama so fat when she swam in the thames they thought there was another whale

yo mommas so fat she had cingular tattooed on her stomach cuz she got roll over minutes

i love my mummy!

wooot

WARNING: OFFENSIVE

Dude, tell your mom to stop changing her listick colour. Im getting a f*cking rainbow around my d*ck!!!

you are so dumb, the donckey teaches you :P

yo mama's so stupid she had a glass door n had a peephole fitted

I said something really insulting a couple of days ago without meaning it.

I was in a crowded pub, and this large guy squeezed past to get to the fruit machine, so I turned round and said rather louded: "Like it isn't crowded enough here already." He walked off really offended. It was only after he was gone I realised that I'd just been really rude. 0_o

im sorry i shouldnt be talking about your mama i dont even know the man

Yo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes

Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong

Yo momma's so dumb she went to Walgreens to see if the walls were really green

wait, r the walls green n walgreens?
i cant remember..
im goin to walgreens to look at the walls, no joke, i shall return with the color of the walgreens walls.

~Mal

sry i dont have a yo mama joke, im not good with those....

Your momma so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters!

Yo mama is so fat...that we have to repeat each word twice

Dat Dat Bitch Bitch Is Is so so Fat Fat

LAME hhaha I love that one tho

yo mama so ugly, when she was born, they tinted her incubator

Yo moma is so stupid, she tought the mouse of the computer was a real mouse

ya mommas so dirty she has to creep up on her own bathwater

ya mommas so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure

*love this one* ya momas so fat she looked at the menu and said ok!

ya mommas so dirty she jumped in the ocean and the life guard yelled oil spill

Ya momma sooo tall she did a kart-wheel and kicked jesus in the chin

Ya momma hair so notty not even moses could part it

Ya mamas so fat she don't need the internet...shes already world-wide

ya momas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

ya momas so dumb she sold her car to buy gas

ya momas so fat when she stood on the scales it said to be continued...

ya momas so fat she stood on the scales and her mobile number popped up

ya momas so fat she makes the whale look like a tic-tac

ya momas so poor she cant even pay attention

yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree xx