Whats ur Favourite Joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Martin Luther King Jr:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called to question.

Grandpa:

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Saddam Hussein:

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping fifty tons of nerve gas on it.

Fox Mulder:

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

Freud:

The fact that you are all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Einstein:

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Bill Clinton:

I did not cross the road with that Chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you please define chicken?

Louis Farakhan:

The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the 'black man' in order to trample him and keep him down.

The Bible:

And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Colonel Sanders:

What? I missed one?

that's hilarious I've never heard that before-